i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
Wasn’t allergic to it. Bam!
Still feel sick.
Will you still love me when I’m no longer young?
I don’t know if I ate something I was allergic to but my mom made me think I did. Now I feel like I’m going to throw up.
Tray up, bitch!
oh my actual
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Person:
hey have you read any good books lately?
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Me:
are you ready for this conversation
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
