Sometimes I remember my time with my sister is so limited. And my heart hurts and I feel sick. And I’ve remembered this whole week.

The ink in my chest stings like it’s new again.

Chris + laughing at the buzzer

(Source: fychriscolfer)

roisinlikesbooks:

ninthdoctorsbutt:

YESTERDAY EVENING I WAS WONDERING WHY REMUS LOVED CHOCOLATE SO MUCH WHEN I REALISED

CHOCOLATE IS POISONOUS FOR DOGS

WHAT IF YOUNG REMUS STARTED LOVING CHOCOLATE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT KILLED THE WOLF PART OF HIM

just once I want a Lupin headcanon that doesn’t make me want to sent myself on fire

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

starkravingdane:

epistemologicalfallacy:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

this is why german is the best

This is delightful.

(Source: iraffiruse)

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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Hella Weird & Unique Pizza Recipes

flibety:

shipping-war:

cedaratlantica:

Think twice before you order the plain cheese pizza. These recipes add ingredients and styles you’ve never seen before!

Check them out

VODKA PIZZA!!! That’s like two of my favourite things combined. I can imagine that it’s taste fucking horrible though

Diabetes on a plate

The burger one would contain ~10000000000 calories. But as long as you get a diet coke, you’ll be fine.